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		<title>Sign Here</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I write: Dear Copyright Office, I am writing to you because I am attempting to copyright something, but after looking at your website, and seeing the myriad of forms available for download, I am a bit confused on which one to fill out for my request. You see, I have never enjoyed writing. Especially my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Make Smoking History</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I write: Dear PA Department of Health, When I was driving to work the other day, I saw one of your billboards (a big sign ad along the side of the road) that said something about &#8220;Help us make smoking history.&#8221; Let me tell you, your timing couldn&#8217;t have been better. You see, next month [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Melting in My Mouth</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I write: Dear M&#38;M/Mars, First of all, I&#8217;d like to let you know that I love your M&#38;M candies! I have been eating them for as long as I can remember. Even when the government found out the red ones caused cancer and made you pull them from the market, I stood by you! If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kick Start the Habit</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:52:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I write: Dear Counts of Cessation, When I was a young boy growing up in rural Pennsylvania, I would sit at home waiting for my dad to come home from a long day at work (he was an exterminator&#8217;s assistant). As soon as he got home, he would crack open a fifth of Jim Beam [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Knocked Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I write to Health for Women: Dear Health For Women, I wanted to commending you on your excellent website! Ever since I was little girl growing in South Korea as the youngest of 11 children, I have dreamed of being a mother. As I carry 511 pounds on my 4&#8242; 11&#8243; frame, this was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God&#8217;s Etch-a-Sketch</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I write: Dear State of South Dakota, Greetings and salutations! I&#8217;m writing to you concerning your amazing Mount Rushmore. I was hoping to get a little more information on this amazing rock structure for an article I&#8217;m writing for my local church newsletter, entitled &#8220;Mount Rushmore: God&#8217;s Etch-a-sketch.&#8221; Since it is common knowledge that Mount [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Skin Deep</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:45:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I write to Oil of Olay: Dear Sultans of Skincare, I found your website and it looks like you know pretty much all there is to know about skin care, so I&#8217;m hoping you can help me: I am 18 years old and a senior at Feltersnatch Memorial High School here in rural Pennsylvania. Our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not-so-Slimfast</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I write to Slimfast: Dear Dukes of Dieting, I have been using the Slim Fast system for about 4 years now, and am very happy with all the products I have tried! Four short years ago, I was just another overweight exterminator&#8217;s assistant weighing in at a gargantuan 357 pounds. You can&#8217;t imagine some of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stamp of Approval</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I write: Dear Schwaab, Two months ago, I wrote to you inquiring about ordering one of your self-inking stamps, yet I still have not heard from you. I have kindly enclosed a copy of my original inquiry in case it got lost: I am wondering if you could help me. My dad owns a successful [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flat Out of Luck</title>
		<link>http://www.offrampmotel.com/archives/129</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I write: Dear Uniroyal Tire People, I own a 1987 Firebird that I bought new in 1991. As it was a leftover, I got a pretty good deal on it. I don&#8217;t mean to brag, but I got them to knock $500 off the sticker. Anyways, although I have 7 small children (ranging from 1&#8217;10&#8243; [...]]]></description>
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