Letters

The following letters (and their responses) are real and unedited:

A Slight Mishap - Written to Aleve
Animal Tested, Offramp Approved - Written to Aveda
The Devils Tool - Written to Panasonic
Going Bananas - Written to Dole
Give it a Shot - Written to the Centers for Disease Control
Snap, Crackle, Pop - Written to General Mills Cereal
Achy Breaky Heart - Written to Hamot Hospital
Flesh Removal at Mach 3 - Written to Gilette
Law Degree in 6 Months - California Bar Association
Mentadenteos - Written to Mentadent
A Sticky Situation - Written to Xerox
Department of Veterinarians Affairs - Written to the Department of Veterans Affairs
Flat Out of Luck - Written to Uniroyal Tires
Stamp of Approval - Written to Schwaab Stamps
Not-So-Slimfast - Written to Slimfast
Skin Deep - Written to Oil of Olay
Gods Etch-a-Sketch - Written to South Dakota
Knocked Up - Written to HealthForWomen.com
Kick Start the Habit - Written to Nicorette
Melting in my Mouth - Written to M&M/Mars
Timeout Box - Written to Dr. Phil
Lets Make Smoking History - Written to PA Dept. of Health
Sign Here - Written to US Copyright Office